2. When you try to ask someone a genuine inquiry (ex. "Do you happen to know where ---- is?" or "Is that place open do you know?") and they just so HAPPEN to be somewhat attractive and female and when you talk to them they're so self important they think that you must be hitting on them so they either blow you off or give a "uh, blah blah whatever go away now" GRARGH GET OVER YOURSELF YOU-
"Excuse me do you have the tim"-"Fuck off I'm better than you"
3. Getting woken up at 8:00 on a SATURDAY by Jehovah witnesses. Enough said.
4. People who have a bullshit desk job and get drunk on the small bit of power they have. (E.x. a librarian, a computer lab guy who just has to watch the lab and do nothing all day but will randomly give you shit for no reason, a worker at a job who used to be your friend until they got promoted to manager then they think they're above you and stop talking to you.)
5. ANYONE DRIVING A HUMMER STYLE VEHICLE
What happens when their ego collides with reality:
And that's all for now. I'm sure more shit will come up later. See ya